Comics

Okay, I was too lazy and too busy to make more than 1 comic this week. I'm going to try to make a few for next week and get about a week ahead. I think it'll be a Monday, Wednesday, Friday comic from here on out; 3 comics a week is a lot more manageable than 5.

So, here's a Get Fuzzy comic to appease you. It's not really funny, but it says some important things.

Comic for Monday, 26 September

I don't know if John's skinniness really came through on this one, or if he's even recognizable. Anyway, he's supposed to be skinny because he's been drained of blood. Also, the other guy's expression is all wrong. It looks kind of like a) he's constipated, or b) he's using magical power to levitate his sunglasses. Oh well.

Off to Philly - No comic today

Well, I'm off to Vinnie and Lorin's wedding. Sorry, I meant to have comics up for Thursday and Friday, but I'm not that dedicated yet. I just couldn't get them finished. I'll draw some up, though, and should have a full week beginning Monday.

Comic for Wednesday, 21 September

More vampirey goodness... yum.

Today's Comic

If you haven't figured out already, you can view the comic larger simply by clicking it.

I hope somebody out there's enjoying it.
CM

Back on...

Here's a color one for you.

Another comic

Another comic. Sorry, this one is on a napkin and is hard to read. Also, sorry, it's out of the ongoing storyline. I'll continue that next week. Also also sorry, this one seemed funnier after a margarita.

CM

More Comicky Goodness

The Story Continues...

I've decided the main guy is named John. I don't want anyone to think that I actually went through what he's going to go through, or that I think exactly as he does. The only similarity is that he's a gamer that wants to start a LARP. He's named John, after my favorite gamer cartoonist, John Kovalic (Livejournal: muskrat_john), the artist behind DorkTower. If he was kind enough to name his main character after me--without ever meeting me or hearing of me--well, then, I can repay the favor.

His friend's name is Max. I don't know why.

A Comic I Made

Happy Halloween!

Okay, I know it's a bit early for Halloween, but I just had to share this with you:



I can't decide if it's Trentzilla or if he's a zombie.

So true.

'nuff said.

Kanye West takes Bush to task during NBC telethon

Kanye West takes Bush to task during NBC telethon: "Kanye West takes Bush to task during NBC telethon
Fri, 2 Sep 2005 20:14:09 -0700

Summary: On NBC%u2019s live television broadcast across the nation for Hurricane Katrina relief, rapper Kanye West chose not to read from a prepared script, instead choosing to speak his mind and heart.

He stumbled through most of it, on the verge of tears, but what came out of his mouth was a reflection of what the poor and suffering African-American people of New Orleans (who were left behind) are thinking and feeling during this tragedy."

CM: I've posted the video on my own site. Kanye tells the truth here.

The Interdictor

The Interdictor reports the true story of New Orleans. He works for an internet company in the city and has been there from the beginning.


Also, check out the New Orleans Webcam that he's set up.

NEUROTICALLY YOURS CARTOON: HURRICANE REPORT

I wasn't going to post anything about N'Orleans, but this says everything I'm thinking: NEUROTICALLY YOURS CARTOON: HURRICANE REPORT So true. So true. And it took a cartoon squirrel to say it.

A new business idea from Katy + Matt: Cirque du les Hommes

Picture this:


You walk into a large circus tent. Spotlight on Eric wearing circus ringmaster outfit.

"Ladies, I ask you to join us on a journey to the far reaches of your wildest dreams. We have traveled to the four corners of West Virginia to find the hottest hunks you have ever seen, here to fulfill all of your fantasies, and to bring you La Cirque du les Hommes."


The sound of tribal drums fills the air as four men carry out a large cage. Inside the cage is a ferocious-looking Steve V., wearing a leopard-print thong, and a lion-like Aaron H. They dance (dance choreographed by Amie), enticing the women with their growls. Lights go up and reveal the drums are played by James W., wearing African war-paint and a loin-cloth. The drum he plays is strategically placed over his crotch. Eric's voice comes over the speaker.

"Allow me to present to you the most drool-worthy lion-tamer in the world, Marc of the Beasts!"

Mark F. comes out, also dressed in a loin cloth and tribal paint. Using a whip, he tames the lions and teaches them to give lap-dances to the audience. Trent runs across the stage, wearing a leopard-print vest.


Next act: "Everybody make sure you get a mug of grog, because it's a pirate's life for you!" A techno version of Yo ho! It's a Pirate's Life for Me starts playing. Taylor and Dan (Byers) come out in pirate outfits. They end up in thongs and pirate hats. "Ladies, be careful, or you might get hooked!"


Next: "Presenting Adam the Elephant, known far and wide for his long trunk." Hot, hot, hot! starts playing and Adam comes in, doing his strip fire-eating act, taking off more and more as the fire makes him hotter and hotter.


"Get ready for some horsin' around, Ladies!" John C., Sam, and Aaron W. come out on horseback, dressed as cowboys. They make their horses dance in a line as Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy plays. Then they hop off and do a strip line dance, roping audience members with their lassos. They end in chaps, hats, and thongs, with pistols at their sides.


Then, all the guys come out and do their signature finishing piece (also choreographed by Amie), lip-syncing to Hakuna Matata. They end up in leopard-print thongs for just a moment before black-out.



We're still auditioning for the pink poodles in tu-tus. We could also do "Salute to the South", featuring guys in rebel flag thongs.