Headlines

Shamelessly pirated from Jay Leno's Headlines:



So much for not legislating from the bench:


What a slogan:



Funny, people in Pittsburgh have been cursing the Ohio River for years...



This one's a bit close to home (Charleston).


And finally... You know how they alter words to make names for cars, like Ultimate into Altima, Maximum into Maxima... well, I always wondered when they'd move on to swear words...